Don't blame the girls and the wine

I didn't know what could I post here today. But then some dangerous information came into my filthy hands and my sarcasm needs something to rely on. Shall we play a game?

Have no clue? Forget about the guy in leather jacket, he is unimportant and I don't care about who he is. Ok, I'm a good soul, so I'm going to say...

He is Johnny Depp. YES, the ultra talented and sexy Johnny Depp, while working in 21 Jump Street. Oh, the maturity was kind with him...

Next game: who is the brunet girl with grey shirt?

It's Jennifer Aniston. But sincerely, she was not bad. I know girls in my classroom that are worst.

Now, the reason to my post...

WHO IS THE BLONDE GUY????!!!???!!

Yes. You know you can't belive it. Neither did I when I saw this gif.

YES. It is Alexander Skarsgard. In Zoolander. Eight years ago.

Thank God it is past...

Good night. I'll need time to swallow such... such... such... such...

With no words, from the Asylum FWVG, block B, cell E13, Inmate A,

Larissa.



PS: Speaking about blonde guys, this little cutie was Eminem. God, WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS WITH ME?

Kissing Your School's Ass And Admiring Alexander Skarsgard

Seriously. My school has many issues - and so must have yours. But something is to say that you're school "thinks about the future" and such stuff when you disagree with almost everything. I might be going too deep for just a few words about a course, however, I felt like selling my soul just to look good to the coordinator. I hate kissing people's ass, but what was I supposed to do
? Saying "NO BITCH I WON'T WRITE YOU ONE DAMN WORD"? I'm my polite... oh well I try
best to be. So I wrote, all of that words. How my school prepare us for the future and all that crap you must be figuring out. There are just some words, right? Well, funny thing I'm saying, considering that I mean all the words I regularly say.
The thing is: I must cooperate. I chose a profession in which I'll have to convince people to buy my products, convince them that my product is better than his. That's the world of advertising.
So I shall make an statement right now: in my personal life, I'll mean every word. All of them matter to me because most of the time they are all I have. But in my business life, I shall use them to beat the other. The world is all about that, right?
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Another statement of maximum importance: Alexander Skarsgård is LOVE!

He is Swedish actor and director (directors are sexy. Ok, not all of them, but the act of directing a whole movie for me it's very appealing. Shows intelligence.) and plays the ultra sexy Eric, in True Blood. If anyone of True Blood producers are hearing me (what I doubt endlessly), I suggest a spin-off, with Eric as main character. I need him! I want him! Because seriosly: who else deserves more a spin-off than Eric? Ok, ok, enough of my crazyness as a fan. But I'm not the only one. Lady Gaga, the pretty discrete singer, made a video with him! Not THAT kind of video you perv. ¬¬ It's the music video for the song "Paparazzi". And she said in an interview that he was a good kisser. She dresses up in frog clothing, but she ain't stupid.

Evidence of the crime:

Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Northman

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Lady frog Gaga

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Nothing else needs to be said...

With love, from the Asylum FWVG and from my dad's laptop,

Larissa.

In Which: Being a Model for One Day is Discussed

I'm everything a model can NOT be. I'm short, i'm a little bit overweighted, i'm ginger, i have freckles and i'm a little bit squint (probably after a long day...)
BUT life is a funny little bitch, so I'll be a model for one day. Specifically speaking, on thursday.
My hair dresser invited me because I'm the only ginger she knows, so I'll be the model for a woman specialized in fashion to speak about.... fashion! Don't know if I made my point, but there is the thing: I'll be standing there and she will say what matches or not with me. And lots of people - ok, ok, you won- not so lots of people will see me.
I decided to reopen this little blog because I felt like doing it. And I'll change its look. It's too... white for me.

And I shall update this post later. In half an hour, I'll know if I have the honor to be a university student or not. I hope this update is positive. Keep your fingers crossed.

With Love from the Asylum FWVG (where else I could be?) , Block B, Cell E13, Inmate A,

Larissa.

PS: YES! I PASSED!!!!!!!!!