Ranting is good for my skin

I know I haven't been posting here for a while... School was killing me, but now I'm alive and back to my confortable cell...

Statement number 01:

I'm always whining about things in my country. But hey - there is some salvation in this world! Or perhaps I should say, "in this seas"? As the Maiden Pyrate myself, I should recommend you THIS: Through Waves ! Seriously, he gives me hope there someone still makes good music around here. Raine (the singer and songwriter) is very talented, and I'm sure he'll be the next big thing. Check it out now or you'll cry later. Don't look at me with this "YOU'RE-CRAZY" expression, you should listen to it. I MEAN IT. If you don't, I know where you sleep and i'll make you walk the plank and you'll be eaten by sharks. Oh, did I mention that I'm dramatic? Whatever. Listen to TW and you'll be amazed. I wouldn't recommend you anything bad, would I? So trust me. Or you'll face the consequences.

Statement number 02:

My school is over, lalalala! So I finished my essay about literature in Brazil and Portugal (158 pages, thank you) and I don't attend the classes since monday. Fuck them, I am tired of school. The same boring things... BYE, school, HELLO university! I want to advertise, I want to go abroad, I want to make movies! (Yeah, publicity is just a tool to get me into movies) I don't think I'll miss the environment that hurt me so much through all these years. Ok, I met nice people, I'll keep on seeing them. I need no classroom...

Statement number 03:

I'm addicted  into two songs: Cinema Italiano, part of the soundtrack of the upcoming musical directed by Rob Marshall, Nine. It'll be BADASS. DID YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? BADASS!! And the other song is Bad Romance, by Lady GaGa. What can I say? She is BADASS!!!!! 

Statement number 04:

I miss True Blood. It used to cheer up my sundays. 

Statement number 05:

My letter to EA is so cute... She'll have some good laughs while reading it...

Now, a question: why did I put all these rants as statements? oO

From E13, Inmate A, hidding behind Davy Jones,

Larissa Rainey.

Kissing Your School's Ass And Admiring Alexander Skarsgard

Seriously. My school has many issues - and so must have yours. But something is to say that you're school "thinks about the future" and such stuff when you disagree with almost everything. I might be going too deep for just a few words about a course, however, I felt like selling my soul just to look good to the coordinator. I hate kissing people's ass, but what was I supposed to do
? Saying "NO BITCH I WON'T WRITE YOU ONE DAMN WORD"? I'm my polite... oh well I try
best to be. So I wrote, all of that words. How my school prepare us for the future and all that crap you must be figuring out. There are just some words, right? Well, funny thing I'm saying, considering that I mean all the words I regularly say.
The thing is: I must cooperate. I chose a profession in which I'll have to convince people to buy my products, convince them that my product is better than his. That's the world of advertising.
So I shall make an statement right now: in my personal life, I'll mean every word. All of them matter to me because most of the time they are all I have. But in my business life, I shall use them to beat the other. The world is all about that, right?
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Another statement of maximum importance: Alexander Skarsgård is LOVE!

He is Swedish actor and director (directors are sexy. Ok, not all of them, but the act of directing a whole movie for me it's very appealing. Shows intelligence.) and plays the ultra sexy Eric, in True Blood. If anyone of True Blood producers are hearing me (what I doubt endlessly), I suggest a spin-off, with Eric as main character. I need him! I want him! Because seriosly: who else deserves more a spin-off than Eric? Ok, ok, enough of my crazyness as a fan. But I'm not the only one. Lady Gaga, the pretty discrete singer, made a video with him! Not THAT kind of video you perv. ¬¬ It's the music video for the song "Paparazzi". And she said in an interview that he was a good kisser. She dresses up in frog clothing, but she ain't stupid.

Evidence of the crime:

Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Northman

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Lady frog Gaga

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Nothing else needs to be said...

With love, from the Asylum FWVG and from my dad's laptop,

Larissa.